Monday, April 16, 2007

'becca needs ...

go to google (or your search engine of choice) and search for your name & the word "needs".

when i search "becca needs", i get ...
1. becca needs a boyfriend.
2. becca: stealing things again. (it doesn't involve needs, but i find it funny.)
3. becca needs an all-around stallion to do her best.
4. becca needs friends, especially as she doesn't go to school.
5. becca needs a prom date.
6. becca needs more cowbell.
7. becca needs to make a couple of quick attacks.
8. becca needs you!

now how about "rebecca needs" ...
1. rebeccca needs enlightenment.
2. rebecca needs your help today.
3. rebecca needs some love and prayers.
4. rebecca needs to vent.
5. rebecca needs to choose a database.
6. rebecca needs to go back to the drawing board.
7. rebecca needs to stop taking too-close pictures of herself.

and "becky needs" ...
1. becky needs a psychiatrist.
2. becky needs a sub for oct. 3.
3. becky needs massive amounts of more money.
4. becky needs a friend.
5. becky needs to contact you.
6. becky needs to get to work.
7. becky needs to finish shopping for the baby.
8. becky needs to grow up a little.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doug Needs Money
Doug needs to sell videos of his exploits.
Doug needs to receive themes as well as the day's schedule
Doug needs a desktop publishing pro.
Doug needs to cool down on insisting that he is always right
Doug needs a "nap break" in the afternoon
Doug needs to give voters more credit.
Doug needs at least 30 minutes in your home
Doug needs some backup or next time he goes on vacation,
Doug needs a team with a similar philosophy
Doug needs large amounts of cold, hard, cash today or tomorrow
Doug needs to find new digs cause his dugout has become a little crowded.
Doug needs to get to the hospital
doug needs to kick someones ass
DOUG NEEDS YOUR HELP SO HE CAN HELP YOU.
doug needs to surprise them
doug needs to tell us how to make right arrow
Doug needs to leave for a very simple reason. He's been branded.
Doug needs to become better at learning to watch or observe others
Doug needs to get the option property fixed up for the lowest cost to APL

and last but not least...

Doug needs to know how we all feel about this

August 15, 2008 at 11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erin Needs...
1.... another miracle
2. ... myspace.com
3.... what white girls crave (i will refrain from investigating THIS one...)
4. ,,, to go to bed
5 ... a name
6. ... what white girls crave (again???)
7. ... pictures of erin
8. ... an exorcism (i think this may be my favorite)

August 15, 2008 at 11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should also try putting in Google - "becca looks like"

August 15, 2008 at 11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooo...this is fun
Amanda needs....
wisdom & direction
a job
some direction
prayer for a massive tumor
to read Barbara Bush's speech
to get help busting skulls (HA)
nose reconstruction (hey! i think i have a cute nose!)

it seems i need direction

August 15, 2008 at 11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what I tried this and there is not many Bethany Needs :(

August 15, 2008 at 11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and the first on that pops up should never be repeated.

August 15, 2008 at 11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i found a lot of "Bethany needs"
make sure you use "quotes"

August 15, 2008 at 11:59 PM  

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